❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ I don’t want to get married. I...
corgle: alleymonster: captaincum: ...
When someone you don't like is absent.
thesulfurandthesea: SHE HAD THE MOST AMAZING……. ………… ……… ………. . . . . ASS LMFAO BET YA DIDN’T EXPECT THAT HAHA LATER PEASANTS.
ttlyjamesok: I just want a tumblr friend who lives nearby so we can sit together in silence on our blogs, occasionally laughing at a post and showing each other, then laughing even harder before returning to complete silence and reblogging random shit
The Avengers Headcanons: Submission #862 →
Tony treated all the Avengers with a trip to Disneyland. Thor loved it, though he was confused by the idea of rides at first. Tony has a picture of him riding the carousel in his Mickey ears, grinning like a fool while all the children give him strange looks. Steve was absolutely enchanted with…
imjustonekid: when i say ‘the internet’ i actually just mean tumblr
grohnjeen: oh man hugging boys is nice i dont hug enough boys just like idk torsos man
I love it when Toby wears glasses.
Weather: Okay, today's gonna be about 65-70 degrees, pretty cloudy but nothing too --
Me: Yeah, that's cool and all, but uh, it's June, isn't it? A little cold for the summer, don't you think?
Weather: Oh. Okay. Fine. I see how you want it. You want summer weather? BOOM. YOU ARE NOW IN THE FIRES OF HELL. YOU ARE MELTING AND EVERYTHING AROUND YOU IS ON FIRE.
Me: OH GOD WHY
Weather: HERE COMES THE SUN, MOTHERFUCKERS
nerd-beside-the-universe: bakersworthy: have-the-wish-i-wish-tonight: 0hmybuddha: saxuallyactive: shonagon-chan: bookshop: dawnavis: #after watching this for the millionth time i’ve realized this is what i must sound like when im fangirling out loud Please, whatever else you do today, watch this. I am snorting, crying with laughter. Jesus Christ. SOLD INSTANTLY ON WHATEVER...
elixiroverdose: it feels like somebody…. WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING Mustache, was on to me (this awesome post made its way to my dash so yeah)
lovhers: new favorite thing on tumblr
Lord of the Rings Fans: PERFECTION!
Star Wars Fans: Several flaws won't stop me from forever being a Jedi!
Hunger Games Fans: They left out a few things, but it was worth it!
Narnia Fans: CGI is the best magic there is!
Twilight Fans: Ugh! What is Kristen Stewart doing? Is that supposed to be facial expressions? Why is that three-year-old wearing a Team Jacob Shirt?
Harry Potter Fans: Eight masterpieces! Though they will never replace the books!
Percy Jackson Fans: Let's just forget this nightmare ever happened.
Avatar The Last Airbender: THERE IS NO MOVIE! THERE WAS NEVER ANY MOVIE! THE MOVIE IS JUST A MYTH!
Doing an experiment. Reblog if you believe in true...
somethingnextton0rmal: That it’s not just some cover up for some gays, but that it is an actual sexual identity.